What Is Toast?
Posted on 02.16.07
In some places, a piece of toast is little more than a slice of bread warmed over.
In St. Elsewhere, toast and bread are different things.
When the time comes for toast, we like ours burned. When a slice of bread is chosen for toast, we let it toast until it becomes dark and crunchy. We baptize our bread with flame. When you eat Elsewherian toast, you know you're eating it, and you are purified by proxy.
Of course, toast is also a delivery mechanism for butter.
However you like your toast, and whatever kind of butter you choose, do not take your pleasures lightly.
Here at the Sam house, I couldn't agree more.